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I thought I saw a requirement in another article for them to be able to carry Mexeflotes. That would make a lot of sense to me.

Fat Bloke on Tour

£476mill — for what?
Good work if you can get it.

Hopefully the COTS vibe will have taken root.
Capable ships that have done a great job.

NextGen — more of the same please.
Everything should be configuration design and catalogue engineering.

Hopefully Scope Creep is kept well under control.
Manning at 22’ish is what we need — not a world salad of autonomous ship acronyms.

Interesting — the 8m max draught stipulation.
CalMac vibe with that little nugget.
You have to ask why?

Yesterday’s North Sea bump — shows the resilience of COTS engineering.
Interesting to see what the full story is behind the bump.

Hollywood might need to get involved.
Speed 3 or Tanker Security Programme Down.

Bookies not taking bets on what went wrong.
Too much money from the Middle East.

Full speed ahead trough a parking lot.
Questions need to be asked.

Jon

£500K Per year per unit, to run and maintain on a ageing platform, would assume large amount of risk as they are at the End of life of design. not many vessels this age in the western would of shipping

Fat Bloke on Tour

Where / how to build them — get an Asian company to manage a UK yard.
Japan vs South Korea should keep things real.

If we don’t know how to build ships efficiently then we need to learn from those who can.

Rudeboy

You mean like DSME or Hyundai?

Because both of those went bankrupt in recent years and needed Government support to keep them afloat…

Fat Bloke on Tour

No matter who owns them they are bashing steel as we speak — nightshift on the job.
We cannot bash steel at the required rate so we need someone to show us how.

Big and simple should be the way forward.
RoRo / bows doors would be worth a look to see how much it would cost.

Jon

UK Unions can kill anything look at Tata steel

Fat Bloke on Tour

Do we rent these ships out to other NATO countries?
Also costs highlighted above are mental.
Big and simple is what is needed.

Loving the Ice classification — what do we have at the moment?
Should be looking at an extra £10mill max to the hull budget.
Angle iron engineering — little testing required.

ATH

Which part of the costs do you think are “mental”?

Jimmy Jones

It’s ok, he gets a bit Irate at paying tax.

Fat Bloke on Tour

A figure of £2bill anywhere near this project.
£330 mill unit cost — someone is having a giraffe.

7 years for entry into service — need to start thinking about the extra long lead stuff pretty soon.

Commodity engines would be a good start.
Podded powertrain plus some batteries if wanted.

ATH

Depends what the £2b covers. Often in defence the quoted price includes years of maintenance and support. If £2b is for PFI in might include the total fixed running costs for the duration of the contract.
Without knowing the details it’s impossible to known if £2b is or isn’t reasonable.

Fat Bloke on Tour

The curse of big number politics.
That way the million pound Alsatian comes.
And comes quickly — not a good look.

Wrapping up various extras and services into the bill to procure anything is just a way of hiding the poor value of the initial purchase.

Defence is crap at budgeting / getting value for money.
Any form of excuse-mongery should be chased.

£2bill for 6 ferries is just contractor gouging / MOD stupidity.

NomDeGuerre

Renting… yes and no. We have a reciprocal transport agreement based on ‘credits’. We move a French TEU for 1NM and they owe us 1TEU/NM in return. All managed by the NATO Supply and Procurement Agency liaising with a small team of planners in DSCOM. No money changes hands, one of the most efficient ways of doing international support. There is also an Aviation equivalent which is equally streamlined.

Whale Island Zookeeper

Just replace the Points when life expired. They aren’t warships. It would be nice to think the MoD could sponsor some modifications to suit their needs as they did in times past with ACL or ASN say but that be seen to be anything near a necessity.

A better question would be where are we taking kit too? And do we have any kit to take?

In this instance the government could well argue that with events moving on the international stage at the pace they are it would be better to wait a few years before making any decisions.

Hugo

Maybe we’ve learned our lesson of not replacing ships incredibly late

Whale Island Zookeeper

I hope so. Build often and replace early seems obvious doesn’t it?

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Nig e

With so much other work for british shipyards required, subs t26.t31.t83.t32.replemishment etc makes sense to get a Korean yard to build. Will the 6 have the faster speed of 22kts of the last 2 anvils!

Rudeboy

No need for a faster speed.

Don’t forget we got the Tide Class built in Korea…

Then we had to put them into A & P and Cammell Laird to remove lots of the defects…

It was not plain sailing…

Jon

The Tide Class was a issue with the procurement and errors in translation on certain fittings and fixtures. they were still built faster than any UK yard quoted and no UK Yard tendered as they couldn’t deliver. but it opened a door

Esteban

Yeah that’s not exactly what happened…

Jon

No UK Yard tendered as they couldn’t deliver, base build on the Tide, but lazy procurement didn’t make allowances for MOD changes. UK yard fit out of defence equipment was always planned, it was used by the UK Yards to pan others work, when they have not exactly been on point. Ferguson Marine couldn’t build a pedalo, BAEs supa glue snap nuts back on studs, quality at its best And dont mention Babcock.

Fat Bloke on Tour

22 knots should be the service speed plus some flex.
COTS stuff should be commodity pricing given the volumes in play.
Not sure why there is the 200m restriction — parametric design will help.

Jimmy Jones

it’s all a puzzle.

Russ Swinburne

I looked the specification fir these vessels and thought ‘that’s what the RFA did/had years ago: Bacchus, Hebe; LSL class. One scenario is for a management company to run the vessels (Serco, anyone?). They’re also talking about having mounts for weapons, plus electronic warfare capability, and flight decks. The seafarers are to be British and part of the Reserve…where have I heard that before. The only thing missing is, should they be painted grey?

Irate Taxpayer (Peter)

Russ

It is not quite as simple as “paint them grey”

= because there was a very good reason why they were orginally painted green!..

And, point of fact, the RFA did not ever operate any roll-on / roll-off ships

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In the past quarter century, the Points have “probably” been the most sucessful MOD procurement contract of all time = remarkably cheap, on budget; exceeded their technical requirements and have exhibited remarkably “in service” high availability (ie MOD ordered six: only needed four).

Also everything that the Army has ever wanted to be transported has fitted in – and that is despite the British Army’s long term vehicle procurement policy committee making a Whitehall Farce look like a stunningly professional operation!…

  • That overall sucess was down to just three things:
  • The Points are inherently very simple ships (“less is more”)
  • The MOD project manager was asleep on the job and did not interfer (wonderful !!!!)
  • The RN neither designed, nor even specified them (bliss = more please !!!!)

However, the Point class were – back in those very peacefull 1990’s – designed for a very different era…… ..thus assuming a permissive environment….. so sea conditions where the ships would not need escorting (note 1) = and thus why they are still without any countermeasures and weaponary etc.

Also it was orginally intended that much of these ship’s freighting would be short-sea trips within NATO: i.e. keeping the BOAR wine cellars fully stocked….

  • The world has changed

Accordingly, IF – as being suggested here – their replacements are to be fitted with counter-measures and weapons (lets say the excellent Bofers 40mm) for all around defence, that in turn::

,

  • fundamentally changes their legal status as ships
  • and that affects everything: design, buld, operations, creweing, even finance

Now then: as we don’t have anything like enough sailors for the existing UK RFA fleet – do we really want to make that really big change now?

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  • Also – and it now has to be said “not unusually in British defence circles” – the whole tone of ths article, including the very nice and very grey photo is
  • “lets sneak out from school – and photocopy the American’s homework !!!!!”
  • Forgetting
  • the Bob Hope is much older than the Point class
  • that the Bob Hope is 50% longer than the Point class
  • and about twice the displacement (i.e. “fatness” if you are a land-lubber)
  • was orginally designed as a prepositioning ship (i.e. LTLUG (note 1))
  • thus it only ever uses its rear ramp very infrequently (typically every five years)
  • and that nowdays even the Yanks now think Bob Hope is too big!
  • Conclusion

I must admit that – very unusually for one of my “always-very-thoughtful” posts here on Navy Lookout = I am fully in agreement (100%) with the Zookeeper

  • At this moment in time = keep the Points running and see what happens next
  • Peter (Irate Taxpayer)

Notes

  • Escorting” – as used in this context – is not term involving the BOAR’s favourite brothel in the small German town on Munster (i.e. the biggest single financial loser globally from the 1990’s peace dividend) – however that nowdays long forgotten (and thus very old-fashioned) naval practice of placing a warhship near to a merchant ship – i.e. something we used to do in those days before the T23 escorts started suffering from excessive woodworm…and thus rising damp….
  • The TLA translator – the Bob Hope is a LTLUG is a “Long Term Lock Up Garage
Challenger

“Have at least 10 years life remaining if second hand vessels are selected”

A choice anything like that would be very counterproductive. You’re not going to find 6 existing vessels with 20-30 years life left in them, so it should be new builds all day long.

Fat Bloke on Tour

Next gen — forward superstructure is a no brainer.
Space for an accommodation block behind if required.

Hybrid powertrain — engines forward / pods aft.
Batteries inboard where they can be reached.

20MW gensets installed plus 10MWh in batteries should do the trick.
As noted by others — 22 knots plus is industry standard.
No more Albion and Bulwark to slow us down.
Just need to speed the Bay Mk2’s up.

Three main cargo decks.
Tank deck down below.
Main deck with plenty of headroom.
Upper deck.

Helicopter platform above.
Hangar would be a step too far.

Given all the requirements set out in the article — which ones would be new or can the Point Class do all this at the moment?

Also it is Lane Metres.
Close packing at 2.8M widths is one thing.
Surely 3.3M ferry style would be more flexible?

NomDeGuerre

2.8M is the standard for NATO support doctrine and planning software. 3.3M may be more flexible individually but need to play the game.

Fat Bloke on Tour

Fair enough — but how do you access the cab of your average Bedford lorry?
Climb in through the sun roof?

Or is NATO built around Humvees?

ATH

When was the last time the Army had a Bedford Truck?

Fat Bloke on Tour

We can but dream.

Back in the day Irvine used to do Slimcea spec Volvos for the Swiss market.

2.3M cab width rather than the more mainstream imperial number of 8 feet or full fat metric of 2.5M.

What we have lost since the Treasury convinced Thatcher that the UK had no future in manufacturing / engineering.

How times change.

Or maybe they dont — the Treasury is still trying to run the show.

Irate Taxpayer (Peter)

ATH

I bet you a quid that at least one Bedford lorry is still in “long term storage” – and is still based “somewhere in England”

After all, this is the very same British Army which was the organisation caught red-handed – during an audit of their storage warehouses – keeping overshoes for mules

and that was as recently as 2001

Peter (Irate Taxpayer)

Duker

That was because some highland regiment at the time still used pack mules
The US still have some
https://supportourtroops.org/news/2168-pack-mules
 a rifleman with Fox Company, 2nd Battalion, 25th Marine Regiment leads a military working mule during Animal Packers Course 23-1 at the Marine Corps Mountain Warfare Training Center.”

Irate Taxpayer (Peter)

up to 5 tonnes per square metre to transport contemporary and future military platforms.

  • Nom De Guree and FBOT

You two have both overlooked the most serious (and potentially very costly) mistake made in this article

= the key statement that 5 tons per square metre is needed for future army systems

Can I politely suggest that somebody in the new ship design team goes back to school and learns the key difference between:

  • A Uniformally Distributed Load (UDL)
  • A Line Load
  • A Point Load (no pun intended)

which is something taught to all newbees in their first few weeks of any half-decent structural engineeing design course

  • Because 5T/m (50kn/m2) is OTT

That beginner’s error is what my former boss used to call “a pretty basic mistake

  • So…….. are these new ship’s being fitted with L plates?
  • Peter (Irate Taxpayer)
  • Big Hint
  • If you check the Point’s as-built design records and drawings very carefully….
  • …. you might well find that both Challenger 3 and Boxer can both be structurally accomodated down on the main deck of the existing Point class (however definitely not on the ramp nor “upstairs”).
  • that is probably the one (and only!) advantage of the truely glacial pace of the British Army’s vehicle development programme throughout the entire first quarter of the 21st century
  • ….because those two “new plaforms” were both being talked about back when the Points were first designed for MOD (i.e. way back in the late 1990’s)
  • Remember FRES anybody?
  • ….it was a key part of the Army’s “Revolution in Military Affairs”
Fat Bloke on Tour

5T / M2 — Deck loading capability — pretty mainstream for any PSV / AHTS working in the North Sea.

Calmac currently work up to 44 tons on a 6 axle HGV combo.
Could be 22 tyres involved or 10 standard units and 6 jumbos depending on the operator.

Consequently 5T is not an issue.
Shelf data and a rummage in any design library should get us sorted.

Challenger tank tracks — how wide are they?
750mm is a very ignorant guess from Glesga.

Hugo

I think a lot of that will inflate the cost for little benefit. Not getting Bay class mk2 either

JWE

Possible strategy could be to address the SLL-F requirement alongside the MRSS/future amphibious force requirement; in order to build a balanced and complementary force, designed to operate together in mutual support. Both projects combined could see the aquisition of 10-12 ships (up to 6 for MRSS and 4-6 for SLL-F).
A possible configuration, depending on budgets, build times, industrial capacity etc, could be:

5 Fearless MRSS Concept (from Stellar Systems), providing the high end amphibious strike capability.
8 BMT Ellida concept to provide a Bay Class and Point Class replacement. Could theoretically be sub-divided into batches/sub-classes to optimise for the requirements of each role.

Under such a system the Fearless Concept could provide forward presence in the LRG role and when required form the core of a LSG, effectively supplying the strike role; with the Ellida vessels fulfilling the transport, logistics and medical capabilities in a supporting role as and when required. They could also fulfill the humanitarian and disaster relief role

The Big Ginge

Well firstly we need to define the requirement. This is a “service” ship to the Army. With the disposal of Albion/Bulwark does UK Plc see itself in the deployment by Sea Game ? If the answer is no, then you don’t need these ships as the RM Commandoes and Parachute Regiment will be deployed by Air (Another MOD fallacy but as this about floaty things I will not comment further).
My own view with the withdraw of the USA from European Defence is that the UK has the ideal opportunity to provide the Leading Navy element of any European Defence Force. The UK would then structure its whole military provision to provide the “Marine” element of that Force. So you would look for the UK to provide 2 Marine Task Force Divisions made up of the following
1, RM Commando to Provide Special Forces.
1, Tank Regiment of 56 Tanks
1, Recon / Cavalry Reg Ajax mounted.
3, Infantry Divisions Mounted on Warrior / Boxer
1, Artillery Regiment with Boxer 155mm (Note the height of those at 4m)
1, M270 Himars Rocket Regiment
1, Close Support Logistics Reg
1, Close Support Medical Regiment
1, High Dependency Casualty Treatment Ship

2nd Division provided via wheeled vehicles such as Coyote, Mastiff, Ridgeback, towed 155mm artillery, Bronco/Vikings etc etc. Its not ideal but it’s what we’ve got. With the aim of replacing with a pure Boxer fleet in due course.

All of the above could be flexed depending on the deployment.

it should also be possible for Frances Medium brigade to provide Marine Div 3 and then work with other nations in Europe (Especially the Dutch) to provide a 4th Div. Those nations would provide the shipping for those Groups.

Then take a real look at those and see how many trucks, armoured vehicles, personnel that needs and the RN needs to look at supplying the Ships and Lane Metres to deploy that in full. Plus a Helicopter / Logistics shipping to support such a force with the ramps etc to debark on to a Quay, LCAC, LCAT, Mexifloat etc.

Effectively the UK supplies 2 sea transportable Marine Divisions to provide the defence and armour to the High North (Norway/Sweden/Etc) or to Italy/Greece etc in the Mediterranean. You are looking at the G4 Class ACL ships with an addition of cranes, or the Grimaldi lines ships. They should be built in South Korea as efficiently as possible using existing design. You could easily obtain 6 at $100m a ship. USA purchasing in Italy at $88m if we did the same it would help with European integration. Slightly more expensive as UK would need certain extra facilities, such as ability to place containerised hospitals on them.

You then look at replacing Bays/Albion’s with a Mistral style vessels. Again if you are replacing 3 bays & 2 Albion Class you should be able to operate 6 Mistrals which allows you to fit them with radar, missiles, C4 etc to be command ships. Finally in the long-term you look to put 4-6 F35B’s on them to provide aircover and spread the risk of one ship being destroyed taking away your aircover. They could also help with ASW Merlins if needed. This leaves the Carriers to be converted to Cats & Traps to work at distance to provide air cover deep strike etc. (Unfortunately controversially the only “European” aircraft in the game is Rafael !)

Effectively you do this as converting the British Army into an expeditionary force which allows it and the French equivalent to deploy out of region in areas of either countries interests. As I say you have to look at this in the whole, there is no point the RN looking at this in isolation of the Strategic Threat we now face. Just getting some ships that the Army can’t deploy from (remember the Royal Marines are out of the armour/light infantry game) is pointless.

That won’t stop the Navy and Treasury from doing exactly that, changing its mind 5 times, taking 20yrs to deliver something that costs 3 times as much.

Irate Taxpayer (Peter)
  • My own view with the withdraw of the USA from European Defence

The Big Ginge

A week is a very long time in politics…..

No evidence – at all – of any of these “media loviee” allegations made, only last week, that, in the long term the USA is “suddenly withdrawing” from Europe .

There is simply no substance behind them.

What has been said, very recently, is exactly what Donald Trump first said to chancer Angela Merkel, and her minister of defence Ms Useless Von Der Leyen, about eight years ago

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  • “Germany needs to pay more for Europes’s Defence!
  • a phrase which has been said by every US president since Deley Plaza.

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and, lets be butally honest here

  • European Defence Force = fantasy

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I will however totally agree with your key point that the UK’s very own British Army needs to be made far more “expeditionary”.

As of today, it struggles to travel much further North than the Watford Gap service station

As of today, the British Army – ten years on after the Afgan Fiasco ended (final score:the UK came a very p**** poor second) the UK Army is still in a complete omnishambles about

  • how it is organised?
  • What wombat vehicles it wants to buy next week: let alone next year?
  • how its key logistics will be organised?
  • what big weapons it needs?
  • and, how -eactly – it will actually fight the next war

So – until those five key issues (above) are sorted out… any all-new UK ship type(s) – and thus the absolutely key technical determinants of payload / capabilities / numbers built etc etc cannot possibly be resolved.

  • Peter (Irate Taxpayer)

And it is not just the Germans who have been criticised about poor European defence practices – by the US of A – in the not too distant past:

Here is what was once said abot three decades ago, by the US mainstream media, about the French attitude to Euro defence:

  • Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

French lampooned as ‘cheese-eating surrender monkeys’ – The Irish Times

However, only last week, the French defence industries were suddenly “back in fashion” with those media loovies = probably because so many media lovvies voted remoan in 2016

The Big Ginge

And thus speaks the Reform Voter who like a Maga supporter doesn’t deal with reality. America has been very clear since Obama.

  1. They do not see Europe as a key to the defence of the USA.
  2. Therefore the USA will be concentrating its resources and focus on defending against China. (How that then works with the Orange orangutan allowing Russia to get away with invading Ukraine as they look at Taiwan). Numerous changes to the Marine Corps, American Navy, Air Force etc etc numerous articles in US Defence think tanks about the consequences of that action.
  3. Read Vance’s comments, he is even more hard-line on this issue.
  4. Trump just this week “I’m not sure if one of those countries not pulling their weight was invaded we’d respond” and ” you know I know well some of those Nato leaders and if America needed them I don’t think they’d be coming”.This is clear evidence that you cannot rely on the USA under the current administration nor under a Vance Administration for the next 8yrs after that. We can not base defence planning basis that don’t worry Trump says stuff he doesn’t mean. The leader of America has been clear.
  5. This is not “made up” by the media loveees this is verbatim transcripts of the US President broadcast live on TV.

It is clear that you never basis defence planning on what you “wish” will happen, only on what people have committed themselves to doing. Just making a wish doesn’t make it true, I know that’s hard for Reform to hear because they thought post Brexit America would welcome us with open arms, but that’s the real world Maga’s don’t differentiate between the UK and EU just look at steel tariffs this week !

British Army

I would argue with your point. The British Army Tactically was never beaten on the battlefield, but lost the Strategic Political position.

  1. They never “managed up” and truthy advised Ministers/PM what they could and could not achieve. They were not honest in assessing the risk (Lack of Pollical officers aware of the position in Afghanistan), hence the idea of walking around in cloth hats and not firing a bullet ! Secondly they over hyped their ability of policing an area the size of Wales with 10’000 troops. This was the complete denial senior commanders where in regarding the equipment and tactics they had available. We are making the same mistake with Ukraine, it has now been seen how much ammunition, missiles, medical support, helicopters, air support, etc is needed.
  2. We now have a cadre of Senior Officers who were forged in Afghanistan and its failure at the end with Biden’s “withdrawal”. They are shouting unlike their predecessors that the British Army needs a clear political direction. Britain needs to decide what it can and can’t do and what it can do as a secondary output from being excellent in the first objective. So my point would be that since the Duke of Marlborough in Austria fighting in the Spanish War of Succession to WWII & the Cold War Britain has had to defend Europe to Defend Britain. The outcome of the defeat of Napoleon was a 100yrs of a quite Europe allowing Britain to use its military might across the Globe, but since WWI and some would argue the Franco/Prussian War that has changed to a 100yrs of war in Europe threatening Britain. Therefore my view would be that Britain number 1 defence issue for the mid 21st Century will be the defence of Europe from Russian Aggression. We know that appeasement just leads to worst wars later, learn from our history. Russia feels Europe is weak and that they can gradually pick of Georgia, Moldova, the Baltics, then Poland to re-establish the old Warsaw Pack (Hungary would probably join voluntarily !)

European Defence Force Fantasies

  1. So that Political Direction must be that the defence of the UK is paramount. The next question is do you wish to have the ability to operate on your own without US & European Help on issues of significant importance to the UK such as the Falkland Islands etc. Once you define those two requirements it becomes clear what the Tactical implications are. It means retaining a Nuclear Deterrent the ultimate safeguard of UK independence. Second it means any defence structure needs to be able to operate independently of the EU but be an integral part of it. Why because, if you become “France” in terms of the creation of Nato originally you don’t get to shape the force structures. It is why Margaret Thatcher in the mid 1980’s became completely involved in the creation of the Single Market, so for example it included Services which both Germany & France were against.
  2. Thus once that is defined it makes sense for Britain to assume the “Naval” arm of that defence structure. It allows it to operate Globally, it allows it to be integrated in to the EU creation of the EU Armed Forces (ultimately to shape and not let that become land dominated so that we retain the ability to counter Russian Subs and enable the USA to change it’s mind to reinforce Europe in the future.
  3. It must be remembered that as Mrs Thatcher drafted the terms of the Single Market agreements she and nobody would have assumed that within 30yrs the Single Market would have driven EU integration to the extent that the Germans would have given up the Mark, the French would have given up borders and the Italian’s food standards etc etc. If you think that “Europe” will not respond you are a poor reader of History. Yes there will be bumps along the way but in reality this is an existential threat to the EU and they will move quickly when they have to.
  4. Again we can not fall into the Reform fantasy that what the EU does has no effect on us. We can either become a poor little island of Europe that lacks the funds to engage in any hostile action or we can shape with our partners a future of inclusive defence that was achieved by Nato and therefore pull on those resources to achieve it. We via the excellence of the RN become the defacto leader/controller of an EU Naval Force with real clout. Ultimately we can not deploy an aircraft carrier without Dutch, Danish and Belgium escorts. If the EU has been told to FO by Britain do you see those escorts become available going forward or for the USA to ride to our rescue and loan us some F35’s and Arleigh Burke’s ? Whilst they are fighting China ?
  5. Luckily we now have French & German leaders who recognise Britain’s problems with an all encompassing EU. They accept different circles of engagement, they accept that whilst we may lead in defence we may not wish to to be as close in other fields.

As to resorting to insults and dragging up previous American insults, I am sorry but ultimately the French were right and we should have never have got involved in Iraq, when we didn’t have the strategic plans, political will and manpower to execute a violence free post liberation Iraq.

We can either shape the future or we can wallow in nostalgia and become irrelevant. It would appear Reform proponents favour the latter.

Irate Taxpayer (Peter)

The Big Gringe

  • very many of your comments are based upon your own – very-very-muddle headed,and also very highly politicisied – assessments of how I might have once voted
  • Your assessments are, in all cases = completely and utterly wrong!

For the record:

  • I have never voted Reform (as they have never once fielded a candidate here: in either a local or a national election)
  • and I did not reply to your lengthly rant yesterday afternoon……
  • ……simply because I was at a very big (very private) event hosted in honour of a quite recently retired very senior figure in the Labour Party: one whom I have known, and also got on very well with, over many years.
  • The organisator of that big event – whom I had never ever met before yesterday lunchtime said to me – after he queued up behind me to talk to him (and he had to wait a long while whilst we two old mates chatted) “How come you know the main man so well?
  • In reply, I said to the host – “Get me a beer first – and I will tell you”.
  • So, several free beers later……… I explained why and how
  • (Its called, in the trade, “Negotiating Skills” and “Top Secret Networking”
  • …..actually I had far too much free beer and then some very nice wine, followed by lots and lots of very nice grub…..
  • ..so I believe the medical diagnosis is that I am still suffering the very severe hangover (if only I could actually get an NHS appontment to confirm it!)
  • …..so as I type this at midday, on, I think, …and I honestly believe it is still Friday……

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  • I sit in the middle politically
  • and I would have been quite happy for the UK to remain in the EU:
  • Frankly I would have accepted the 2016 vote whichever way had gone

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So……….

I orginally used the very well known term “remoaners” in my post ….because I was using it to describe the fact that…..

……..there are still many people (especially those working in the media and living in North London) whom are – nearly ten years after that big and key democratic vote – still intellectually failling to accept that “many ordinary people” voted “differently from them” in that key 2016 Brexit vote.

They were the target of my orginal post – especially Nick on BBC 2 Newsnight – who’s salary I have just paid (i.e. by renewing my TV licence this year)

Remoaners all feel that all those little people “got it wrong” .

  • That inherent bias skews their opinions on many other matters.

…….especially when they are giving us – just like you did on NL two days ago – their heartfelt opinions about Donald Trump (i.e. someone who does not like the EU)

  • That inherent bias has severely skewed your own opinion / comments

Frankly I consider remoaners attitude towards that one-off big Brexit vote to be as bad as any one of the following other examples of “others” having had a very bad attitude towards democracy:

  • a bunch of muppets in fancy dress costumes storming the US Congressional building in 2021 (i.e. the losing side in a very large democratic vote)
  • Hillary Clinton’s “very poor loser” attitude to her 2016 election night defeat (i.e. “how can I – one whom has been a White House insider ever since I was an office intern during the 1970’s Watergate crisis – have possibly just have lost this key vote to an outsider ??? i.e. somebody who has never even served as Parish Councillor here in Washington DC ???”)
  • Nicola Stugeon throughout the entire time when she was running the DPRH (Democratic People’s Republic of Haggisland). Nicola’s former university lecturer once summed it up, nicely, when she said on TV: “Sadly, in all my classes, Nicola never really got the hang of what democracy was all about
  • To the losing side in Ghana’s Jan 2021 election – who stormed their Parliament just 24 hours after the storming of the US Congress – in a barely-reported event in Africa’s most democractic country……so a really big riot and one which was was, quite-clearly, being egged-on by Mark Zuckerberg’s giant advertising agency i.e. simply so Mark could sell many many more adverts alongside “breaking (quite literally in that case) news”
  • To Ms Useless Von Der Leyen being put in charge of the EU (i.e. why was I personally not asked to vote for her preseidency and thus why was I not given the option of voting for at least one other candidate? Frankly I would have voted for Mr Bloby rather than her: especailly with her previous trcak record of defence and buying Mr Putin’s gas!)
  • To Mr Putin using radioactive substances – instead of proper ballot papers – to defeat his popular opponents in all recent Russian elections.
  • To the KIm Wrong Un Dynesty (nowdays monarchy?) in the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea – who use their political opponents as target practice on their Home Guard’s local mortar range.
  • To the aforementioned Mr Mark Zuckerberg: who’s global advertising network is nowdays rapidily becoming far more of a threat to western democracy and world peace than any one of those numerous 007 villians dreamt up since 1962 – mainly because of Meta’s very selective editing of their news feeds into very short soundbites…..
  • and my last comment explains why – throughout all the social media feeds and all of mainstream media over this quite-manic past week – all have repeatedly been failing to remind us ordinary people as to why Zenelsky and Trump both have “previous form together” – and thus not explaning the underlying reason why both of them both fell out – so spectacuarly during that now infamous press conference in the oval office last week (hint: something to do with a “very naughtly little Biden”)

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For the record, the “cheese eating surrender monkeys” phrase was reguarly used, behind closed doors, duing Gulf War One: i.e. when the coalition were planning to go into battle to liberate Kuwait

It was popular slang back in 1990/91

It was first broadcast on the Simpsons in 1995

  • So: It had nothing whatosever to do with the “liberation of Iraq!”
  • (ie as you put it!)

The (very rude) comment – about our key ally’s formage based dietiary habits – specificially refered to the French’s very ambiguous political military and strategic position during Gulf War One campaign to liberate Q8 i.e. the French were very noticeable by their abscence: and that happened despite their many historic allegencies, and very very deep ties etc throughout that region of the Middle East

(including the French selling a nuclear reactor to Saddam H)

and, it has to be noted that, back in 1991, the UK barely went into Iraq proper.

(Note: all of the UK tanks would have broken down long before they ever reached Basra to liberate it – let alone going as far as to liberate Bagdad! That is why it is called Stop Line on a Britsth Army warplan = i.e. their tanks just stop working by that point!).

We certainly did not liberate Iraq – as you put it – in 1991 !!!!!

You can correct me if I am wrong here………

…….. however during that 1990/91 big war I am not aware that any UK forces actually met any Iraqi civilians = except the SAS patrols when they both got lost, i.e. very soon after they were given some very-wrong weather forecasts and also had completely the wrong radio / rescue codes issued to them

In hindsight:

  • it is now blindingly obvious that the Bravo Two Zero cock-up was the beginning of the end for the British Army as we used to know it (and love it) back in the 20th century
  • so when it was (more often than not) on the winning side
  • = so the rot definitely started with Bravo Two Zero…
  • and the Army has got far worse in the 34 years since that debarcle…

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You are quite right that, throughout the 1980’s, Mrs T was generally pro EEC

However the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 was also when Maggies attitude towards the EEC (as it was then called) changed – really really radically.

…..so in 1990, she is on the record as definitely not being in favour of German reunification

(i.e. probably because Grantham had been bombed by Germany in WW2).

Maggie was then forced out, in a very undemocratic vote, by the Tory Party…

And, frankly, since the Iron Curtain fell in 1989, the EEC / EU has never ever felt the same

  • So, as you righly say: as of today, the EU is now “all embracing”………

And thus today the EU is about three times the overall size that the EEC once was – back when we first joined it (in the early 1970’s)

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I do not disagree with your assessment that the USA has militarily pivoted towards – i.e. prioritising its very best defence resources etc – into the Pacifuc Region.

That trend was very clear many years ago: and a very long time before Obama

… indeed I would argue that it first started back in 1990:

  • when the Berlin Wall was being sold off for souveniers
  • and when Iraq invade Kuwait
  • However that long-term pivot does not mean that the US is nowdays ignoring the rest of the world.

As soon as he went back onto the campaign trail in early 2024 the presidential candidate with orange hair made it very very clear to potential US voters that he wanted to “deliver” (note: a truely horrible word) peace in both Gaza and in Ukraine.

His attitude “out on the stump” in early 2024 – i.e. when he was still being predicted to loose in November – was hardly him “ignoring the rest of the world” and “being isolationist” and “ignoring Europe” etc – i.e. as you imply:

Thus I can confirm that the geopolitical orbits of both Ukraine and Gaza are definitely spinning about at this moment in time

  • because last time I looked, which was on Wednesday morning
  • (i.e. well before the big party started yesterday) ,
  • Ukraine was in Europe (but not in either the EU or in NATO).
  • Gaza was in the Muddle East (also it was not in EU or NATO).

However when I check again tomorrow morning – i.e whilst the world is still spinning and my head is not – I suspect that the two countries will be found as:

  • Ukraine is still in Europe
  • Gaza is still in the Middle East
  • So, in this case:
  • Donald’s actions speak MUCH louder than his words (THAT’s LOUD!)
  • The Donald is pushing, hard, for peace in Europe and the Midlle East!

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And if the EU and US were ever to have given Ukraine some proper security guarantees: that really ough to have been done way back in February 2022 (an episode which you clean forgot to mention!!!!)

So in Feb 2022:

  • Biden was in the White House’s Throne Room
  • Former German defence minister Ms Useless Von Der Lyden was running the EU

Because in Feb 2022 Mr Putin – the VERY same bloke responsible for the WMD’s being used in Salisbury seven years ago…….

  • lined all of his tanks up – and waited – and waited – and waited
  • in full view of the world’s media

and so – when the EU and USA both did “F***all less ten” to even hint at stopping him, then – and only then – did Putin decide to invade Ukraine (and he almost won!)

  • Feb 2022 was the really big US/EU geopolitical failure of recent years!
  • (And I really do pity the senior civil servant – the one whom had the truely horrible job of waking Liz Truss up in bed = to tell her there a new war in Europe had just started)
  • So it was definitely Mr Biden (Senior) and Ms Useless who have let Putin “get away with it” in Ukraine (as you put it!)

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I will definitely disgree with your very muddle headed assessment of how and why British Army failed in Afganistan and Iraq (round 2).

NONSENSE

  • You are wrong – often totally wrong – on all counts

Your comments are, quite frainkly, a long excuse note.

You may as well have well written:

  • Sorry Sir: my homework was taken out of my satchel by my next door neighbour’s dog; then the mutt chewed up and put in the bin. The good news is that I have just retrieved it from the bin!
  • Because:
  • In all the big wars since 2001, the Army leadership were the ones advising, in very great detail, the UK Politicos at all levels (both Labour; later Tories and once again more recently Labour)
  • and the advice they usually gave to the politicians has often been – and how can I put the next pharse politely “usually quite utterely bizzare”

So, if you want to find out what really happened behind the scenes, please go out and buy – with your mummy’s next birthday book token – a book called The Changing of the Guard, written by a former army officer turned Economist journalist

(PS If you don’t subscribe to it: I will tell you that the Economist magazine is run by remoaners these days. I do subscribe….and I have done so for over four decades)

That big book sets out, spread over about 600 pages of often very gory details, just how unprepared – and also very badley led – the British Army has been: in every war the UK has been involved with since 11th Sept 2001. It describes all of the advice given by the Army to government

  • and frankly, in those wars, the Army made a complete a utter horlicks of giving proper advice to government…..at all levels..
  • and, every time senior staff officers rotated in theatre: UK military policy changed …..usually on a personal whim…..
  • i.e. so the key equation was “Order + CounterOrder = Disorder

That excellent book finishes up with a very cutting comment – one which was made by a “soon to retire” army officer about ten years ago

(coincidentially at a conference I was sat at the back of… coincidentially, once again, nursing a hangover from the free beers the night before …..).

He told the Army’s VERY Top Brass (i.e. the Armys’ Dress Committtee)

  • “The British Army F*** d it right up in both Irag and in Afganistan: so what is the Army going to do, next time around, for an encore?”

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  • Your statement
  • “The British Army Tactically was never beaten on the battlefield”
  • A word salad!
  • Hard truth is = in both Afgan and Iraq (Round 2) – the British Army lost the entire battlefield (and it was never to return)
  • And thus the defeated UK forces are today – over ten years later – still rewriting their excuse notes……
  • ………to try to pin the blame on “OTHERS”
  • Sad truth is: the British Army fails to learn from its many mistakes!

And with regards to the EU……… It is you who are wallowing in nostalgia- not me.
You are harking back to the 1970’s, when expanding the EEC made a very good deal of sense

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The British Army now needs to take some advice from the Navy Lookout editor

  • MOD needs to set up a new website called:

Save the British Army”

  • Peter (Irate Taxpayer)
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Duker

Well presented concise points
I would add that the post of Chief of Defence since General Inge in 1994- 30 years ago- 19 of those years its been the Army. Only twice the RAF and twice the RN.
They have fouled their own nest.

Jason

Yes Army. Unless the MRSS can carry the 29 RA equipment, it’s for army equipment.

Esteban

When did the US withdrawal from European security?… The rest of the world must have missed that.

Jon

US always runs from a fight, never won a conflict on its own…. just sells arms to everyone in wars it starts

Wally World

Automation is fine. But, if you’re adding command facilities, a helipad, crew-serve weapons, and the like, I think you’ll need more than just a dozen augmentees. Besides, i would think such a ship would have a contingent of infantry to operate those crew-serve weapons and drive those Challengers and Boxers on-and-off the ship.

Jason

There can be RWS.

Jim.

But why eh ?

Jon

No Issue with these being built in a overseas yard, they are not warships they are Ferries,

UK Yards and building Ferries don’t have a great result, Built in the UK we get 4, but overseas full 6. if the point class has been a true success than modernise that basic design. keep it simple

Jon

I agree with you completely, other Jon. (To the extent that for a second I thought I wrote that post myself.)

Esteban

The issue is at the moment. What are they supposed to transport? That’s the problem

Jon

Funnything the 4 Points are currently at sea or unloading 25 years old and with the new Equipment coming Ajax/Boxer/Chal4 no problem shift more tonnage than the RAF

Jason

I thought the Army’s 104 Bde uses it now rather than the navy.